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[thejunipertree]

The Engineer: (telling me about a practical joke involving a bathroom stall, a ketchup bottle, and some oranges)

me: That's funny, but I think it would be funnier with an airhorn.

The Engineer: What's so funny about an airhorn?

me: IT'S AN AIRHORN!



heh.
Phase One of The Bad Members of the MWC's nefarious plan is now complete and on its way to my apartment.

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[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Put clear plastic cling wrap between the toilet seat and the toilet itself to catch the poopie and smear someone's butt cheeks.

The stink tank is also an oldie but a goodie.

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

i still have this grand scheme of getting a blowup doll and outfitting it with those quick inflate things they use in rafts folding it up wrapping it in paper and attatching it to a belt then going to the park in a trench coat like a flasher walking up too some girls pulling the chord and growing a second person ,,that woukld be so so great

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Shit, I forgot about that one man. I've always wanted to get one of those lifelike baby dolls, fill it up with red paint and dropping it off an over pass.

[mrbadluck.livejournal.com]

now that,,,,is fucking rich,,,thats so fucked up!!!

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Yup. It can get really messy accident wise though. It's funny and fucked up but my conscience would bother me if someone got hurt.