Last Will and Testament

[thejunipertree]

I, Tara Maguire, being of sound mind and having the MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN PLAGUE, do leave the following people the following items:

*thinks*

Hmm.

On second thought, screw that. The Engineer can have everything and HE can figure out who gets what when this Ebola finally strangles the life from my body.

Miss Robin may have her pick of my shoes, since we wear the same size, but I don't think she's too into platforms.


I've got the flesh eating virus from Cabin Fever, I just know it. It just hasn't starting eating my flesh yet. This is what I get for going camping. I've probably also have contracted a screeching case of the earwigs. Or maybe dolphins.

Comments

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Fucking dolphins! I had those once. If you catch them soon enough, it's a fairly easy operation to remove them. If ya have a cool Doctor, he'll let ya take them home with you and cook em up too. Good eating.

[padmaclynne.livejournal.com]

be careful, it's kinda bland if overcooked.

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

True enough. It goes really good with tuna though.