Last Will and Testament

[thejunipertree]

I, Tara Maguire, being of sound mind and having the MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN PLAGUE, do leave the following people the following items:

*thinks*

Hmm.

On second thought, screw that. The Engineer can have everything and HE can figure out who gets what when this Ebola finally strangles the life from my body.

Miss Robin may have her pick of my shoes, since we wear the same size, but I don't think she's too into platforms.


I've got the flesh eating virus from Cabin Fever, I just know it. It just hasn't starting eating my flesh yet. This is what I get for going camping. I've probably also have contracted a screeching case of the earwigs. Or maybe dolphins.

Comments

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

can i have the cat syringes?

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

No, you may not.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

Can I have the rats? They look big enough to gang up and kick Sprockets ass now.

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

Fucking dolphins! I had those once. If you catch them soon enough, it's a fairly easy operation to remove them. If ya have a cool Doctor, he'll let ya take them home with you and cook em up too. Good eating.

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

in my expert medical opinion you do not have earwigs or ebola, you have...bursitis

Ms. Maguire

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

It is Dr. Rowan's duty to inform you that you have consumption. I'm sorry, but the prognosis is poor, and my recommendation is that you never go camping in early April ever again. However, you can try taking two giraffes and call me in the morning.

[theepumpkingirl.livejournal.com]

might want to lay off of the razors for a while then.

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

On second thought, screw that. The Engineer can have everything and HE can figure out who gets what

Gee thanx... If Aunt Nancy shows up I'm gonna kill her.

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

Eh....can I have the ferrets??

EEeeccck!!!

[thane-of-ghosts.livejournal.com]

a screeching case of the earwigs

OH MY F"N GOD!! I HATE EARWIGS THEY GIVE ME THE WILLIES!!!

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

>:O

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe if I had a working airhorn I could cure myself of this.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

dood.

There's this scene in Cabin Fever which involves a razor and a girl shaving her legs. It's the only freaking time I've EVER covered my eyes during a horror movie.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll also have the dubious joy of her doing her laying hands on thing in the middle of an airport!

[padmaclynne.livejournal.com]

be careful, it's kinda bland if overcooked.

[ninjalicious.livejournal.com]

I'm not kidding*. If he's afraid of the talking Pikachu, I don't think he'd fare very well with living creatures. Who bite.


*Well, you know, except for the part about taking the rats. :P

[jwmfleming.livejournal.com]

True enough. It goes really good with tuna though.

[evilbalddago.livejournal.com]

We'll nevr get that far. I'll sell her skull on ebay.

[theepumpkingirl.livejournal.com]

ayup. that's why i made the reference. stuck with me, too.

also, is your brother still needing those upc's?
if so i'm going to mail them to you since i don't know when i'll be getting in there next.

lemme know.
:*