Last Will and Testament

[thejunipertree]

I, Tara Maguire, being of sound mind and having the MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN PLAGUE, do leave the following people the following items:

*thinks*

Hmm.

On second thought, screw that. The Engineer can have everything and HE can figure out who gets what when this Ebola finally strangles the life from my body.

Miss Robin may have her pick of my shoes, since we wear the same size, but I don't think she's too into platforms.


I've got the flesh eating virus from Cabin Fever, I just know it. It just hasn't starting eating my flesh yet. This is what I get for going camping. I've probably also have contracted a screeching case of the earwigs. Or maybe dolphins.

Comments

Ms. Maguire

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

It is Dr. Rowan's duty to inform you that you have consumption. I'm sorry, but the prognosis is poor, and my recommendation is that you never go camping in early April ever again. However, you can try taking two giraffes and call me in the morning.