Oh no, my ire rises.

[thejunipertree]

Oh, yeah.
And a hearty YOU'RE WELCOME to your non-existant thanks.

Dribbling asshole.

Last time I ever do you a goddamn favour.

You know, because I have SO MUCH fucking free time in which to do favours. Especially for ungrateful wretches. So much free time that it just bubbles out of every orifice like so much bubbling free time. I'm like the Favour Fairy, with a sparkly wand and little Tinkerbell wings and a tutu. Nothing else better to do, but flit around and grant people favours. Yep, that's me.

Tra-la-la. Happy-go-lucky Tara who never has anything to worry about or stress over, other then plotting my next diabolical scheme to fuck up YOUR day with unreasonable and preposterous demands.

No wonder I'm predominantly grey underneath of all the hair dye. No fucking wonder.

Here's an idea:

Write it on a TS slip and send it to the fucking chaplain, you retarded piesmack.

Tra-la-la.

Comments

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

"I'm like the Favour Fairy, with a sparkly wand and little Tinkerbell wings and a tutu." You forgot the tiara.....

[mommyslilzombie.livejournal.com]

"piesmack."

Very nice.
It's a 3 piece ninja strike force.
It creates an interesting visual, it implies action, AND it causes one to recoil in anticipation.

It's a verb.
It's a noun.
It's an adjective.

BEAUTIFUL.

Side notice:
It always amazes me how one's actions or words just speaks volumes about their character, or lack thereof. No matter how insignicant they may think them, it's a giant flashing, uh, sign thingy.
Give some people enough rope and they hang themselves. Which is a nice piece of information to have the next time you choose to deal with them.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

It's a verb.
It's a noun.
It's an adjective.

BEAUTIFUL.

Hey, thanks!
When I get angry, bizarre combinations of words tend to come out of me. Much to the hilarity of those around me, usually.

It always amazes me how one's actions or words just speaks volumes about their character, or lack thereof. No matter how insignicant they may think them, it's a giant flashing, uh, sign thingy.
Give some people enough rope and they hang themselves. Which is a nice piece of information to have the next time you choose to deal with them.

What brought you down that path?

[mommyslilzombie.livejournal.com]

It is entirely possible that I read too much into your rant about doing someone a favor, but when the time comes and you request one in return some kind of Homer-esque epic excuse in spewed into your face...

But I may be wrong.
And usually am.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Kind of.
Only instead of me asking for a favour in return, it was the other party not holding up their end of the deal and then giving me a bunch of shit about it.