Invocation of The Wee One

materials needed:

1 Totoro stuffed animal (to violate)

10 Power Bars

various squeaky toys

2 camoflauge hair scrunchies

1 Pikachu costume

assorted Hello Kitty merchandise

15 hits of LSD

handful of acorns (caps intact)

1 copy of Prince's "Around the World in a Day"


invocation:

NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!

(violation of the Totoro doll commences)

THE POWER OF BADTZ MARU COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF JIGGLEYPUFF COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF MOTOSQUID COMPELLS YOU!

(playing of "Rasberry Beret commences)

NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!
NIN-jaaaa!

(no subject)

The mirror in the ladies' room at work is evil.
It makes me feel like a circus freak, whenever
I walk past it. How horrible. sux0r.

I want to stab my face whenever I look in it.

But, I looked cute today, goddamnit.

Regardless of whether or not someone thought
I looked like I stepped from a Dr.Seuss book.

It's VICTORIAN. Not SEUSSIAN.

Ingrates.