THE BLIND LEADING THE RETARDED

Haven't updated in quite some time, have I? Ah, me. Not much to report, other than I've had my nose in the Complete Idiot's Guide to Voodoo. The Engineer bought it and I am proofreading it for him, as to not have any icky misinformation reach his brain.

It's not /too/ bad. There is a good bit of information in it. Whoever researched and wrote it actually didn't have their head up their ass. Which amazes me. However, it still pains me to admit that about a CIGT book.

In further news, I have a vanilla Coke Slurpee and you do not.

I do not want to hear from all of you who think vanilla Coke tastes like ass. Or that it's better with just putting vanilla syrup into regular Coke. HI I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, OKAY THX BYE.

I also found dark chocolate Kit Kats at the 7-11 near my house. Holy Mary Mother of Mice. I haven't seen these since my first trip to Scotland in 1999. I eeeped and squiggled quite accordingly. The woman behind the counter now thinks I'm a gibbering moron.

At least, I wasn't asked to lead blind people around the store.

Yes. Yes, that was an inside joke. ^_^