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I will NOT start shit online.
I will NOT start shit online.
I will NOT start shit online.
I will NOT start shit online.
I will NOT start shit online.
I will NOT start shit online.

I have much better things to do. Like search for the perfect image of a crocodile in a top hat and waist coat, holding a pocket watch and a walking stick. I NEED this image. It has been living in my head all weekend and I can't get rid of it. Unfortunately, I can not draw. Not for God or country, love or money.

Other better-things-to-do also involve going outside to smoke another cigarette and listing to O, Superman on my iPod.

NEW JOKE TIME!

Two cows are standing in a field, eating grass.

One turns to the other and says, "So, what do you think of this whole mad cow disease thing?"

The other cow thinks about it and then replies, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"

:D :D :D