that was me trying to convince you that jersey is full of evil freaks and you should move down here where it's safer--i hear you even have a magazine, which i would much like to see ;P. all you have to worry about here is all the petrochemical plants (which provide a wonderful panorama of industrial decor) and the fact that we live so close to bush that we can't help but wonder when we're getting bombed.
Also, the next time you get it into your head that you want to convince me to do something, I recommend cigarette bribes instead of throwing bookcases.
well, okay then, cigarette bribes it is: how about i make you cigarettes out of a freshly-opened can of american spirit tobacco? but---you have to come down here and get it.
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Date: 2005-04-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-13 06:50 pm (UTC)Texas = bot fly
Also, the next time you get it into your head that you want to convince me to do something, I recommend cigarette bribes instead of throwing bookcases.
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Date: 2005-04-13 08:35 pm (UTC)well, okay then, cigarette bribes it is: how about i make you cigarettes out of a freshly-opened can of american spirit tobacco? but---you have to come down here and get it.