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[thejunipertree]

The bookcase in my office just fell over.
I think it hit my head, but I'm not sure.

Comments

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

and you should move down here where it's safer

Texas = bot fly

Also, the next time you get it into your head that you want to convince me to do something, I recommend cigarette bribes instead of throwing bookcases.

;P

[aylan.livejournal.com]

yanno, they're quite rare in my parts.

well, okay then, cigarette bribes it is: how about i make you cigarettes out of a freshly-opened can of american spirit tobacco? but---you have to come down here and get it.