a letter to the editor
Apr. 23rd, 2005 05:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertreeDear Sir/Madame:
If I don't get to see the ocean, and right quick, I am going to SUE. I am going to SUE EVERYBODY.
This photograph:
(the Engineer, me, and Miss Janette)
is from the last time I was able to go. It was two years ago. Two years since I have been able to touch seawater and/or shout profanity at the dolphins is completely unacceptable. I would recommend that this must be remedied, post haste.
Signed,
one pissed-off little Goth girl
If I don't get to see the ocean, and right quick, I am going to SUE. I am going to SUE EVERYBODY.
This photograph:
(the Engineer, me, and Miss Janette)
is from the last time I was able to go. It was two years ago. Two years since I have been able to touch seawater and/or shout profanity at the dolphins is completely unacceptable. I would recommend that this must be remedied, post haste.
Signed,
one pissed-off little Goth girl
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Date: 2005-04-23 09:30 pm (UTC)If you bear with us and kindly take notice of the current attrition rate of your polar ice caps, we can faithfully assert that the ocean will indeed be right to your doorstep, given enough time and patience.
In the meantime, the afore-mentioned dolphins respectfully request that you refrain from any and all execrations directed toward their persons, as one of them is currently going through a rather messy and painful divorce.
Thank you,
the mgmt.