This just in: THERE IS NO GOD.

[thejunipertree]

My Chemical Romance to open for Bon Jovi at the new Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

I ask you, what the blithering fuck?!

I found out about this the other night and immediately thought to myself, Self, you could totally go to this concert. You could just watch MCR's set, then jet the fuck out of the building before Bon Jovi, the worst band in the entire fucking world, even THINK about hitting the stage. And lo, things were good. Despite the fact that Joanna continually told me that I no longer had any dignity.

THEN, I found out that tickets are fuckmeexpensive.

And, ummm, no.

I say thee mother-fucking-nay, sirrah.

I would pay $100 to see MCR, if they were headlining. And if none of the money was earmarked for the lining of Jon Bon Jovi's pockets, that mousse-headed lame-ass dickbiter.

But, this? This is purely unacceptable.

I refuse to pay that amount of money for mezzanine seats, opening act nonetheless, in combination with the band I hate most in this world. Not a fucking chance. No way.

Comments

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'd totally take the other half of that ticket.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

This is evidence towards the case that you have no soul.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Only if you listen to my critics. And friends, sometimes.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

NO SHIT.

When I said in the article [it was SO weird to see someone grab my article and put it on a LJ community I read] I almost shit a squirrel at the prices -- I almost shit a squirrel at the prices.

I was all set to go on the 26th, as a present for my youngest sister's birthday. My sisters and I all went right after my birthday in February, so it made sense. It would be over $300 for us to be on the mezzanine?? No thanks, especially since they're opening for one of the king douchebags of the universe, Bon Jovi, of all fucking people.

I've been seething all day.

[serpent-sky.livejournal.com]

By the way, bet it will be funny when half the place clears out after MCR, as I've heard has been happening at some of the Linkin Park/Projekt Revolution shows.

[robot-amoania.livejournal.com]

i think this is an evil masterminds way of
"expanding horizons" with music.
you place an alternative rock band
with a butt rock band so you open your mind
to other kinds of music.

evil.

[rat-bastard.livejournal.com]

Yes. People will then listen to anything that they can get their hands on in order to wash the butt rock out of their minds.

[ninjalie.livejournal.com]

lol, SO not surprised!

[aprilrobin.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING