This just in: THERE IS NO GOD.

[thejunipertree]

My Chemical Romance to open for Bon Jovi at the new Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

I ask you, what the blithering fuck?!

I found out about this the other night and immediately thought to myself, Self, you could totally go to this concert. You could just watch MCR's set, then jet the fuck out of the building before Bon Jovi, the worst band in the entire fucking world, even THINK about hitting the stage. And lo, things were good. Despite the fact that Joanna continually told me that I no longer had any dignity.

THEN, I found out that tickets are fuckmeexpensive.

And, ummm, no.

I say thee mother-fucking-nay, sirrah.

I would pay $100 to see MCR, if they were headlining. And if none of the money was earmarked for the lining of Jon Bon Jovi's pockets, that mousse-headed lame-ass dickbiter.

But, this? This is purely unacceptable.

I refuse to pay that amount of money for mezzanine seats, opening act nonetheless, in combination with the band I hate most in this world. Not a fucking chance. No way.

Comments

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'd totally take the other half of that ticket.

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

This is evidence towards the case that you have no soul.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Only if you listen to my critics. And friends, sometimes.