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An excerpt from a conversation earlier this evening about my first day at work:

Session Start (AIM - littleflappybat:morbidmamacita): Mon Nov 04 19:10:26 2002
tara tunzania: get outta the shower, you hosebeast!

*** Auto-response from morbidmamacita: i am taking a shower.

carrie croatia: damn, all these bitches on my dick.

tara tunzania: dat's right~!

carrie croatia: am i allowed to get dressed or shall i just converse with you dripping wet and buck naked, sitting cross-legged so you can see my snatch?

* tara tunzania smirks.

carrie croatia: virtually, of course.

carrie croatia: heh-heh-heh. tell me about your day while i clothe meself.

tara tunzaniat: okie.

tara tunzania: first of all, sitting in traffic today, I saw a woman FOLDING LAUNDRY IN HER CAR.

tara tunzania: then, after being fifteen minutes early to the office, I got to sit there for 45 while waiting for stupid people to get their asses in gear and come get me.

tara tunzania: then, I was introduced to my GINORMOUS desk.

tara tunzania: Those were pretty much my high points of the day, that and harassing Peet about doing his mom.

carrie croatia: ginormous, hey? well!
so. i take it you don't hate it. at all.

tara tunzania: so far, no.

carrie croatia: i am so glad. what's their dresscode like? & what did you wear?

tara tunzania: it's business casual, which means no visible tattoos and no piercings. No jeans and sneakers, etc. I wore a long back skirt that buttons up the front, long sleeve black ribbed t shirt, and my big fucking mary janes.

carrie croatia: :D :D :D

carrie croatia: YAY. *HUG* i mean it's not perfect, but like.. it sounds k-rad.

tara tunzania: tomorrow, I plan on wearing my skull cardigan.

carrie croatia: wahahahaha.

tara tunzania: I figure, why beat around the bush right?

carrie croatia: definitely.

tara tunzania: I may even wear stripeys.

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Date: 2002-11-04 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
you forgot the part about falling in love with the computer guy who fixed your shit up. tell them about his sexy lips. i'm rubbing myself all over just from your description.

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Date: 2002-11-05 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
you want to give him a big, wet kiss. his slobber will drip off of your chin.

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Date: 2002-11-05 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peet.livejournal.com
you are mistaken
she was just lusting after my mother, as usual. wth.

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Date: 2002-11-05 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
everyone needs a little azn in 'em!

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Date: 2002-11-05 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peet.livejournal.com
you just need a little brain in ya. :D

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Date: 2002-11-05 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
why must you be so mentally retarded, corky (http://ossuary.net/~skerrella/images/morrowind/Corky.jpg)?

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