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An excerpt from a conversation earlier this evening about my first day at work:

Session Start (AIM - littleflappybat:morbidmamacita): Mon Nov 04 19:10:26 2002
tara tunzania: get outta the shower, you hosebeast!

*** Auto-response from morbidmamacita: i am taking a shower.

carrie croatia: damn, all these bitches on my dick.

tara tunzania: dat's right~!

carrie croatia: am i allowed to get dressed or shall i just converse with you dripping wet and buck naked, sitting cross-legged so you can see my snatch?

* tara tunzania smirks.

carrie croatia: virtually, of course.

carrie croatia: heh-heh-heh. tell me about your day while i clothe meself.

tara tunzaniat: okie.

tara tunzania: first of all, sitting in traffic today, I saw a woman FOLDING LAUNDRY IN HER CAR.

tara tunzania: then, after being fifteen minutes early to the office, I got to sit there for 45 while waiting for stupid people to get their asses in gear and come get me.

tara tunzania: then, I was introduced to my GINORMOUS desk.

tara tunzania: Those were pretty much my high points of the day, that and harassing Peet about doing his mom.

carrie croatia: ginormous, hey? well!
so. i take it you don't hate it. at all.

tara tunzania: so far, no.

carrie croatia: i am so glad. what's their dresscode like? & what did you wear?

tara tunzania: it's business casual, which means no visible tattoos and no piercings. No jeans and sneakers, etc. I wore a long back skirt that buttons up the front, long sleeve black ribbed t shirt, and my big fucking mary janes.

carrie croatia: :D :D :D

carrie croatia: YAY. *HUG* i mean it's not perfect, but like.. it sounds k-rad.

tara tunzania: tomorrow, I plan on wearing my skull cardigan.

carrie croatia: wahahahaha.

tara tunzania: I figure, why beat around the bush right?

carrie croatia: definitely.

tara tunzania: I may even wear stripeys.

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Date: 2002-11-05 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verminefasciste.livejournal.com
why must you be so mentally retarded, corky (http://ossuary.net/~skerrella/images/morrowind/Corky.jpg)?

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