yet another one, criminey.
Feb. 24th, 2002 03:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertreeVThenameless1V: Wheres the imortality ?
me: excuse me?
VThenameless1V: I am seeking imortality do you know where i can find any ?
me: Oh, that. I left it in the hall closet. It's probably under the pile of hatboxes.
VThenameless1V: when can i get it i can't take over the world with out it
me: You could try the Dollar Store. That's where I got mine.
VThenameless1V: thats false imortality it doesn't really work
me: So says the person IMing people on AOL to ask about immortality. I didn't realise you were such an expert on the subject, champ.
VThenameless1V: yup i have a degree in exmortality
me: I didn't realise they offered this at community college. How grand for you!
VThenameless1V: nope i had to go to Mistonic U to take it
me: That's Miskatonic, you infidel.
VThenameless1V: nope i went across the street
VThenameless1V: wait a minute that wasn't a class cursses i've been had
me: Do you feel as if you've been ripped off by gypsies?
VThenameless1V: yeah .....those bastards i'll have their head on pikes decorating my lawn
me: Lawn decorations. Do you have a host of gnomes and jockeys, as well?
VThenameless1V: NO gnomes are for fools and the weak
VThenameless1V: human heads are for me
me: Silly me. How could I have forgotten?
VThenameless1V: no problem i won't hold it against you
me: You're too kind.
VThenameless1V: i try
me: It would seem so.
VThenameless1V: muh hahahaha
me: You might want to work on the diabolical laugh though. You sound too much like Emperor Ming, at the moment.
VThenameless1V: wow some one took three cynical pills this morning
me: The doctor prescribed them to me. I was starting to become too much of a bunny hugger, so it's the medication route I go!
VThenameless1V: hmmm i finaly got off mine
VThenameless1V: i don't feel as...evil though
me: That's because you're now a bunny hugger. You're not going to start showing me your power crystal collection now, are you?
VThenameless1V: i never hugged a bunny in my life all i have is a cat and i tell you he is quite evil
me: So sayeth the bunny hugger. Next thing you know, you're going to be asking me to join your hacky sack circle.
VThenameless1V: hey i killed six hippies just last week
me: You lie.
VThenameless1V: nope i cut thier faces off you want me to scan them
me: Not particularly, no. Especially because I know you'll just steal .jpgs from www.rotten.com as your "evidence".
VThenameless1V: whats rotten.com
me: Type it into your address bar and find out, o lazy and evil one.
VThenameless1V: ohhh this place yeah i sent them one of my pieces a couple of years agao
me: uh huh. Suuuuure you did.
VThenameless1V: yup yup
me: *yawns*
VThenameless1V: **yawns back**
me: Nice fake fangs there, little buckeroo.
VThenameless1V: oh they are quite real i asure you
me: Real in the point that yes, they do exist in what we call reality. Real in the point that they grew from your mouth naturally? I somehow doubt this.
VThenameless1V: doubt now but it may be your downfall
me: Do you have your Type O Negative album sleeve in your lap, for ease of quick quoting of lyrics?
VThenameless1V: nope i'm that good
VThenameless1V: peter steele is dead in my closet also he was a fake
me: I bow before your lyric quoting skill, ye god of mighty lyric quoting.
VThenameless1V: well considering i don't listen to type o reall yet you seem to think something i just randomly said is a lyric i would have to turn around and say your the one who studies lyrics all night
me: Actually, if you had an ounce of a brain in your head you would have realised that I was being smarmy and sarcastic. My wit is too much for you. I apologise. I'll start speaking in smaller words and generalities so you can understand better, m'kay?
VThenameless1V: n,k and some would mistake your wit/sarcasm for b!tchyness
me: Sometimes it is indeed bitchiness. Your powers of observation astound me.
VThenameless1V: as they should
me: I'm astounded so much that I feel the deep, burning desire to sleep. May I dream of a world that does not have people who IM me looking for the secret to immortality existing in it.
VThenameless1V: you won't find it sucka
VThenameless1V: i'll im you in your sleep
me: Ghetto speak, too! I am amazed at your prowess. Please creep into my window in the dead of the night and seduce me with your DARK MIGHT (tm).
VThenameless1V: wow and hear i was thinking i was going to get to talk to girl who liked love craft and instaed i find mortal trying to where the shoes of exmortality
me: Was that English? Maybe I should run it through my Babelfish.
VThenameless1V: maybe you should find another place for it
me: hurr hurr hurr
You make funny.
Girl swoon at your feet.
TAKE ME NOW, DARK KING!!!!11!!
me: And that's what you get for looking for "exmortality" on the internet.
VThenameless1V: ohhhhh i'm sorry your supposed above average intelligence assumes that was funny
me: No assumptions here, sparky. I damn well KNOW I'm funny.
VThenameless1V: heres a candy go run home now little girl
me: I have been flamed. Oh me. Oh my. Whatever shall I do?
VThenameless1V: theres orange juice and gingersnaps waiting for ya
me: Mmmm. Dark nummies.
VThenameless1V: yup **pats head**
VThenameless1V: there there
VThenameless1V: do you want some flinstone chewable prozak?
me: You are a strange and loathsome fool. I have no more time for you now.
VThenameless1V: me neither but it was nice talking to you
me: Thank you, no. I can take my meds like a big girl now.
VThenameless1V: **bows**
me: excuse me?
VThenameless1V: I am seeking imortality do you know where i can find any ?
me: Oh, that. I left it in the hall closet. It's probably under the pile of hatboxes.
VThenameless1V: when can i get it i can't take over the world with out it
me: You could try the Dollar Store. That's where I got mine.
VThenameless1V: thats false imortality it doesn't really work
me: So says the person IMing people on AOL to ask about immortality. I didn't realise you were such an expert on the subject, champ.
VThenameless1V: yup i have a degree in exmortality
me: I didn't realise they offered this at community college. How grand for you!
VThenameless1V: nope i had to go to Mistonic U to take it
me: That's Miskatonic, you infidel.
VThenameless1V: nope i went across the street
VThenameless1V: wait a minute that wasn't a class cursses i've been had
me: Do you feel as if you've been ripped off by gypsies?
VThenameless1V: yeah .....those bastards i'll have their head on pikes decorating my lawn
me: Lawn decorations. Do you have a host of gnomes and jockeys, as well?
VThenameless1V: NO gnomes are for fools and the weak
VThenameless1V: human heads are for me
me: Silly me. How could I have forgotten?
VThenameless1V: no problem i won't hold it against you
me: You're too kind.
VThenameless1V: i try
me: It would seem so.
VThenameless1V: muh hahahaha
me: You might want to work on the diabolical laugh though. You sound too much like Emperor Ming, at the moment.
VThenameless1V: wow some one took three cynical pills this morning
me: The doctor prescribed them to me. I was starting to become too much of a bunny hugger, so it's the medication route I go!
VThenameless1V: hmmm i finaly got off mine
VThenameless1V: i don't feel as...evil though
me: That's because you're now a bunny hugger. You're not going to start showing me your power crystal collection now, are you?
VThenameless1V: i never hugged a bunny in my life all i have is a cat and i tell you he is quite evil
me: So sayeth the bunny hugger. Next thing you know, you're going to be asking me to join your hacky sack circle.
VThenameless1V: hey i killed six hippies just last week
me: You lie.
VThenameless1V: nope i cut thier faces off you want me to scan them
me: Not particularly, no. Especially because I know you'll just steal .jpgs from www.rotten.com as your "evidence".
VThenameless1V: whats rotten.com
me: Type it into your address bar and find out, o lazy and evil one.
VThenameless1V: ohhh this place yeah i sent them one of my pieces a couple of years agao
me: uh huh. Suuuuure you did.
VThenameless1V: yup yup
me: *yawns*
VThenameless1V: **yawns back**
me: Nice fake fangs there, little buckeroo.
VThenameless1V: oh they are quite real i asure you
me: Real in the point that yes, they do exist in what we call reality. Real in the point that they grew from your mouth naturally? I somehow doubt this.
VThenameless1V: doubt now but it may be your downfall
me: Do you have your Type O Negative album sleeve in your lap, for ease of quick quoting of lyrics?
VThenameless1V: nope i'm that good
VThenameless1V: peter steele is dead in my closet also he was a fake
me: I bow before your lyric quoting skill, ye god of mighty lyric quoting.
VThenameless1V: well considering i don't listen to type o reall yet you seem to think something i just randomly said is a lyric i would have to turn around and say your the one who studies lyrics all night
me: Actually, if you had an ounce of a brain in your head you would have realised that I was being smarmy and sarcastic. My wit is too much for you. I apologise. I'll start speaking in smaller words and generalities so you can understand better, m'kay?
VThenameless1V: n,k and some would mistake your wit/sarcasm for b!tchyness
me: Sometimes it is indeed bitchiness. Your powers of observation astound me.
VThenameless1V: as they should
me: I'm astounded so much that I feel the deep, burning desire to sleep. May I dream of a world that does not have people who IM me looking for the secret to immortality existing in it.
VThenameless1V: you won't find it sucka
VThenameless1V: i'll im you in your sleep
me: Ghetto speak, too! I am amazed at your prowess. Please creep into my window in the dead of the night and seduce me with your DARK MIGHT (tm).
VThenameless1V: wow and hear i was thinking i was going to get to talk to girl who liked love craft and instaed i find mortal trying to where the shoes of exmortality
me: Was that English? Maybe I should run it through my Babelfish.
VThenameless1V: maybe you should find another place for it
me: hurr hurr hurr
You make funny.
Girl swoon at your feet.
TAKE ME NOW, DARK KING!!!!11!!
me: And that's what you get for looking for "exmortality" on the internet.
VThenameless1V: ohhhhh i'm sorry your supposed above average intelligence assumes that was funny
me: No assumptions here, sparky. I damn well KNOW I'm funny.
VThenameless1V: heres a candy go run home now little girl
me: I have been flamed. Oh me. Oh my. Whatever shall I do?
VThenameless1V: theres orange juice and gingersnaps waiting for ya
me: Mmmm. Dark nummies.
VThenameless1V: yup **pats head**
VThenameless1V: there there
VThenameless1V: do you want some flinstone chewable prozak?
me: You are a strange and loathsome fool. I have no more time for you now.
VThenameless1V: me neither but it was nice talking to you
me: Thank you, no. I can take my meds like a big girl now.
VThenameless1V: **bows**