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Everybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.

At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.


I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.




* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.

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I am hearing some seriously bizarre shit through my office walls right now.

Sometimes I don't know what I like better: working for an abortion provider or having my office right next door to a therapist's (with very thin walls).

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This:

Take care that you do not spend beyond your means today, dear Libra. There's no doubt about it; you like to shop! But today you are at risk of buying too much on impulse, leaving you with a closet full of clothes that may not quite suit you. Instead, fulfill your shopping tendencies in other ways. Browse in a library or a museum. There you can enjoy all the riches of the arts without having to spend any money.

is generally NOT the horoscope I wish to see right before I head out the door to go shopping.