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May. 3rd, 2004 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thejunipertreeEverybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.
At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.
I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.
I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!
Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.
* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.
At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.
I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.
I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!
Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.
* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.
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Date: 2004-05-03 09:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 10:19 am (UTC)Are you pregnant?
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Date: 2004-05-03 10:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 10:07 am (UTC)*POOF*
Rar! Who summons me?
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Date: 2004-05-03 10:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 10:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 12:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 01:25 pm (UTC)its an energy drink right? who the f cares if theres no sugar!! is there no fucking justice....
AND tom waits...i think ill just put a beggin strip across my neck and call diogi....someone jusst end this nonsense.....
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Date: 2004-05-03 01:42 pm (UTC)Why don't you write all of this on a T.S. slip and send it to the chaplain?
You diss Tom Waits and you are treading some SERIOUSLY thin fucking ice. No lie. I will fuck your shit up.
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Date: 2004-05-05 12:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 05:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-03 08:36 pm (UTC)The energy in Red Bull does not come from sugar.
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Date: 2004-05-03 09:04 pm (UTC)I totally dig smart chicks :)
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Date: 2004-05-03 09:13 pm (UTC)I was speeding after drinking those three sugar-free ones today. And I've downed several of the sugar containing variety in the past, with little to no crash afterward.
Also, I'm only smart sometimes. Just ask Miss Robin. ;)
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:51 am (UTC)