cabrito del globo ocular

[thejunipertree]

Everybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.

At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.


I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.




* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.

Comments

[meetzemonsta.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're plural now?

[rat-bastard.livejournal.com]

No. But I was chosen to represent the group. The fucking bastards must have held a preliminary (conspiracy) meeting beforehand, as the decision to send me won an almost unanimous vote.