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[thejunipertree]

Everybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.

At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.


I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.




* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.

Comments

[chicanerys-muse.livejournal.com]

can I come in for an abortion??

[rat-bastard.livejournal.com]

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

*POOF*

Rar! Who summons me?

[rowan-1958.livejournal.com]

You were alone ALL DAY???!! I pray for those days, even without the Red Bull and filing in sock feet.

[what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com]

sugar free red bull? wtf!!!!
its an energy drink right? who the f cares if theres no sugar!! is there no fucking justice....
AND tom waits...i think ill just put a beggin strip across my neck and call diogi....someone jusst end this nonsense.....

[wee-scot.livejournal.com]

Isn't sugar free Red Bull an oxymoron?