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Everybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.

At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.


I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.




* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.

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Date: 2004-05-03 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
Nope.
The energy in Red Bull does not come from sugar.

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Date: 2004-05-03 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wee-scot.livejournal.com
I thought it still would have helped with the buzz factor. Meh.

I totally dig smart chicks :)

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Date: 2004-05-03 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
It probably helps slightly with the buzz factor, but sugar highs also bring immense sugar crashes. And Red Bull isn't designed (or marketed) for crashing.

I was speeding after drinking those three sugar-free ones today. And I've downed several of the sugar containing variety in the past, with little to no crash afterward.

Also, I'm only smart sometimes. Just ask Miss Robin. ;)

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Date: 2004-05-04 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] padmaclynne.livejournal.com
it comes straight from satan's gonads.

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