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Everybody in the office left me alone today, the rat bastards.

At first, I thought it was just going to be my direct supervisor and our compliance officer. However, I glanced out the window as they were leaving and saw all three of my smoking buddies getting into the cars with them.


I am so alone.
No, wait.
I. Am. Utterly. Alone.

I'll say it again in (in Spanish, even!): ¡BASTARDOS DE LA RATA!

Although this has given me the chance to take off my shoes, drink three cans of sugar-free Red Bull* and blare Tom Waits all morning to my heart's content. I even did a little dance in my socks while I was filing.




* remind to NEVER do this again, eh? Baaaad idea.

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Date: 2004-05-03 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meetzemonsta.livejournal.com
Hey Larry, here's an idea:

Why don't you write all of this on a T.S. slip and send it to the chaplain?

You diss Tom Waits and you are treading some SERIOUSLY thin fucking ice. No lie. I will fuck your shit up.

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Date: 2004-05-05 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] what-r-u-doing.livejournal.com
yeah lets hear a rousing round of waltzing matilda...offfffffaaa

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